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very nsfw and pwp

(sorted by word count low to high, a lot of this isn't in the masterlist because of space)

princess
3k - one shot
minatozaki sana x reader
no archive warnings
please don't judge i'm gay and sad

don't judge me you know you want sana to dom you too

russian roulette
5k - one shot
huang guanheng x xiao dejun
no archive warnings
western au, kinky bullshit

i really don't have an explanation for this it sounds really weird but i promise it just... works somehow...

room for two
5k - one shot
jung jaehyun x kim doyoung x johnny suh
no archive warnings
doyoung gets dp'ed that's it

doyoung gets fucked at yuta's party lol

when the kids are away
6k - one shot
jung jaehyun x johnny suh
no archive warnings
dilf johnny, horny jaehyun

dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny

break me down softly
7k - one shot
wong yukhei x kim jungwoo
no archive warnings
dumb gay luwoo, college au

dumb gay luwoo that's all also kinky i think i don't really remember lol

right now (i'm shameless)
9k - one shot
mark lee x wong yukhei
no archive warnings
literally just porn but also pinning

mark gets a vibrator stuck in his ass i guess i don't even know how you'd do that...

nimbus
9k - one shot
mark lee x johnny suh
no archive warnings
roommates, horny gay little mark

horny gay johnny wants to fuck his roommate horny gay mark very badly then they do fuck

clear the searches
10k - one shot
mark lee x wong yukhei
no archive warnings
mark is so stupid and lucas big dick

mark accidently calls xuxi's dick big during a buzzfeed interview because he's dumb and gay

tennis green
10k - one shot
ha sooyoung x kim jiwoo
no archive warnings
single mom yves, dumb gay chuu

barely functional lesbian chuu is i think the most entertaining thing i've ever read also yeojin is my favorite character she's so funny also milf yves that's all

can we cam up?
10k - one shot
lee taeyong x johnny suh
no archive warnings
ty does porn for a switch that's it

taeyong wants a switch and so doyoung suggests he does porn,,,, then he gets fucked lol

dazzle me, dazzle me
11k - 18 works
kim doyoung x johnny suh x kim jungwoo
no archive warnings
college au, dumbass doyoung

doyoung gets spitroasted that's it that's the plot

like that
11k - one shot
(fem) mark lee x lee donghyuck
no archive warnings
coffee shop au, women!!!!

WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also opposite aesthetics markhyuck is so cute it has me so whipped for them

the counterspell
13k - one shot
nakamoto yuta x mark lee
no archive warnings
magic au, yuta is a incubus

mark accidentally summons a ghost while trying to finish his magic essay and then they bang...

lucky strike
13k - one shot
kim jungwoo x johnny suh
no archive warnings
college au, drunk sexting

johnny drunk texts jungwoo and then they flirt for 10k until they finally fuck

about love
14k - one shot
(fem) nakamoto yuta x mark lee
no archive warnings
college au, rly rly cute...

yuta big tiddie goth gf... yeah...

my feet don't need the ground
16k - one shot
mark lee x lee donghyuck
no archive warnings
ghost au, basically porn

gay little markhyuck but mark is a ghost and donghyuck is horny!

love hypothesis
17k - 2 chapters
kim doyoung x johnny suh
no archive warnings
scientists ig? rly fluffy honestly

sexy dilf scientist johnny and cute scientist doyoung flirt for 17k basically

scrambled guts
17k - one shot
jung jaehyun x johnny suh
no archive warnings
big dick johnny, roommates au

johnny has a big dick and jaehyun is very dickmatized

until you break, until you’re mine
17k - one shot
lee jeno x na jaemin
no archive warnings
college au, LOTs of sex like a lot

i don't really actually remember what happens but i remember the porn being really good so ya

so hot you're hurting my feelings
19k - 2 works
mark lee x johnny suh
no archive warnings
college au, hookups

johnmark hookup at a party basically

circle
20k - one shot
mark lee x johnny suh
no archive warnings
roommates, car sex, rly cute :(

johnmark friends to lovers but also add a size kink and car sex for extra spice

burning up on you (got me losing all my cool)
20k - one shot
kim doyoung x lee taeyong x johnny suh
no archive warnings
canon compliant, horny taeyong

johnny and taeyong fuck a lot that's it that's the plot also doyoung is there at the end 2 hi doyoung

venture
22k - 6 chapters
mark lee x multiple characters
no archive warnings
lumark endgame, mark is a slut

mark sleeps around and lucas is rly confused because lucas is sexy and he should sleep with him instead

back talk
23k - one shot
jung jaehyun x lee taeyong x johnny suh
no archive warnings
literally just kinky porn lol

this is 23k of kinky porn of taeyong getting rammed i really don't have any words honestly...

all my demons greet me
30k - one shot
kim doyoung x mark lee x johnny suh
no archive warnings
magic au, johndo demons

this is less porn and more really interesting plot and universe but the porn is also really good too so i added it here lol

special delievery
35k - 3 works
johnny suh x lee donghyuck
no archive warnings
90's au, everyone is a bastard

johnhyuck bastards and they;re gay... also token het jaehyun i guess

taeyong's hot dad summer
37k - 4 works
johnny suh x lee taeyong
no archive warnings
dilf johnny!!!! also porn a lot of it

dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny dilf johnny

vampire lord of the north
113k - 18 works
multiple pairings
no archive warnings
mystic creatures, literally just porn

porn! that's fr all this is! 100k of straight (well actually none of it is straight.... nvm) porn! ok but like... rly well written porn... u won't regret it...